What the Medicine Man Said & Soccer Viewing Centre

Photo credit: Frank Lenz

WHAT THE MEDICINE MAN SAID

The advert blasting from the megaphone

on the dusty, white van bordered on vitriol.

The advert was for herbal medicine & the speaker

had a voice that was a notch too harsh for the

subtlety of marketing. He tore into orthodox

healing, classed them lower than the old ways.

He said long before cancer & colonialism,

our forefathers took long strides into forests,

snapping twigs & leaves from trees; boiling

the juice out of them. They were so in tune

with nature that the roughest barks surrendered

secrets to them, cures to ailments, as soon

as they caressed them. As to the potency

of his drug which cures everything from

indigestion to impotence: he assured us that

he learned the science at his father’s feet,

who learned the art at his father’s feet,

who absorbed the insight at his father’s feet –

a feat too big a foot for modern doctors to fit

Few people approached the van, fewer bought

the herbs after scrutiny. I wondered if most

of the folks were put off by his searing sermon

or if they, like me, were skeptical of his integrity

because he had a customised email address –

too slick for a true trado thumper


SOCCER VIEWING CENTRE

At halftime, the benches empty

&, for once, we regard the fan overhead

marshalling breeze around the hall

        The analysts on the television

        talk soccer technicalities,

        & compare player heatmaps

They focus on a particular player –

who ran hell on the pitch,

his heatmap like a poppy in midfield

        Outside, many viewers gather

        They bet and banter potential outcomes,

        beckon on popcorn hawkers

The viewing centre swells again

at the restart – the walls of the hall,

elastic, swallow hundreds

        Smells medley –

        the stickiness of canned soda &

        the authority of sweaty tension

The poetry of Peter Drury’s commentary

vanishes in the racket and jest,

in the oohs and aahs of near-misses

        At the shout of goal,

        the roof, softened by ceaseless effervescence

of passion, erupts –

the volcanic stream of the roar

electrifying the drab town.

The men in the hall hug each other

        like family; but they return to their houses

after the match without as much

as learning the other’s name


photo credit: author
Abdulbaseet Yusuff
is a Nigerian writer. His works appear or are forthcoming in Brittle Paper, Rattle, Glass: A Journal of Poetry, Up The Staircase Quarterly, Pidgeonholes, The Indianapolis Review, Memento: An Anthology of Contemporary Nigerian Poetry, and elsewhere. He’s contributing editor at Eboquills.

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